person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
me: nope
person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
me: i'm not

ruinedchildhood:

me as a parent

(via ruinedchildhood)


damnitsizzi:

ahoyamity:

ausonia:

Moon Bridge

how the fuck are you supposed to cross that

With determination.

damnitsizzi:

ahoyamity:

ausonia:

Moon Bridge

how the fuck are you supposed to cross that

With determination.

(via awkwardvagina)



unclefather:

jesuschristvevo:

would you like some cream cheese on your beagle

keep your cream cheese away from my dog

(via ugly)


jetgreguar:

fuck school 

jetgreguar:

fuck school 

(via inactiveblogger)


(via rhyse)


fiyero-rocher:

theatre = art form

theater = location

if it has musical numbers = musical

if it does not = play

when in doubt, just call it a show

(via inactiveblogger)


(via gnarly)


no-social-life-needed:

My whole life has been a lie

no-social-life-needed:

My whole life has been a lie

(via ruinedchildhood)


kingcarmody:

how I leave uncomfortable situations

kingcarmody:

how I leave uncomfortable situations

(via gnarly)


toxicwinner:

aliens: land on earth
us: gives them a brief overview
aliens: my mama says i gotta come home right now immediately 

(via fuck-kirk)


(via fuck-kirk)


emojustinyoung:

he keeps getting stuck in the couch

(via ugly)


(via donnacabonna)